zombbeans:

prokopetz:

I genuinely think the Heathcliff guy has cracked the code. Newspaper comics are subject to a constant demand to be as inoffensive as possible, and no one can make a credible argument that you’ve offended them if no one can explain what it is that you are doing.

iamthetruenhaz:

newvegascowboy:

“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

tumblr is a panelka

animusrox:

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

ccosmiccookiess:

goverment-agency-bracket:

slowtovvn:

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq

This map has since been updated, as of 26-8-2023 this is the most current version

nonbinary-bosmer:

mystery-ink:

vintage-soleil:

Ruby Keeler & Lee Dixon dance on a giant typewriter in Ready, Willing & Able (1937)

So jaded by cgi that I didn’t think this was impressive at all until I realised it was all an actual size set

It took me a solid few seconds to realize those type bars swinging back and forth at the top are actually peoples legs

love-and-thvnder:

Fans can now purchase the I Am Kenough hoodie on the official Mattel online store. Currently, shipments scheduled to be sent out on or before oct.10th At the moment, you can get the unofficial one HERE that will ship faster and is 80% cotton!

satrion777:

boratvoice420:

Rule number 1 of fight club ohana means family

rezmacro:

jestergal:

jestergal:

its called the D: drive because you look at how much space is left on it and you go “D:”

why is this mom joke getting notes

bc its true

windoftime:

rainy-deer:

asundergrowth:

mamoru:

mamoru:

using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

what clown

cipheramnesia:

he11ion:

cundtcake:

cundtcake:

the first kitten was bait

update: the tactical honda was not prepared for this (but he took them all)

recent update! kittens got bath time

He named the first kitten “Scout” 😭

iamaperture:

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veawile:

gif87a-com:

A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

he thought it was tom cruise

jessiesjaded:

“How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard” I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((

finding-flight:

sickened-things:

wish it was easier to tell the difference between ‘pain that will get better if you use the body part’ and ‘pain that will get worse if you use the body part’ and ‘pain that is indifferent to you using the body part’ tbqh

It’s going to vary a lot from person to person, but as a rule of thumb:

• If it feels tight/locked up/achy it needs to move, but be aware that it almost certainly needs to move slowly and gently until the pain begins to ease
• If it feels sharp/hot/tender and/or gets worse with pressure/weight, it needs to rest. Massage, heat, or ice may help.
• If you move the body part and feel grinding/clicking that’s new or worse than usual it needs to rest or possibly to get a brace on it
• Electrical pain or pain that comes with numbness and tingling is probably nerve pain, and nerve pain cares not what you do with your body but it might care what position it’s in, so it’s less about using the body part and more about how you’re using the body part.
• You can have multiple things going on which get worse or better with different things, and the best thing to do here is vary what you’re doing. Lying in bed like a slug is what you’re going to want to do. But you’ll feel better if you get up and move around for just a few minutes before going back to resting.