cat-cosplay:

“The Inner Meow-chinations Of My Mind Are An Enigma.”

@spongebob

escuerzoresucitado:

overslept

ayeforscotland:

Fucking Christ.

astro-flame:

junkfoodcinemas:

The Matrix (1999) dir. The Wachowskis
Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

romulussy:

She’s partying. I can party. I mean, we can go drink, right? A little bachelor party for POTUS-SCROTUS?

Roman and Connor Roy in SUCCESSION – 4.02: Rehearsal.

junkfoodcinemas:

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) dir. Steven Spielberg

slitherpunk:

bigrabbitsstuff:

ubercharge:

sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:

That fuckin smile at the end

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

tuhmblr-logic:

auncyen:

missjonesie99:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

nothisisalex:

throwbackblr:

Ned, Moze, and Cookie almost 20 years later

Great podcast if you haven’t checked it out.

spongebobssquarepants:

reigoanaratsu:

ilovecats4ever:

40ouncesandamule:

The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.

Even now, I feel a certain coldness

because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940

spongebobssquarepants:

cuteanimals-only:

Nambia water fountain live cam is so precious!